Jitsu and Kickboxing are my main hobbies but one secret hobby is ‘Human Pyramids’

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Prize to the one who names the location. It is a UK city. There is no real prize, but you know that.

I have just got back from my physiotherapist and I have a man pelvis. I feel kinda upset. It explains a lot of things. Call me Dave.

When you work on catering, you see 2.5kg boxes of Mini Eggs…and when the day is over you take them home….

so weird….I have a patch on my leg which is numb. NHS direct said its not gonna kill me but as it has been a bank holiday weekend I can’t get an appointment. No, let me re-phrase - I can’t get anyone to answer the phone!

Copious amounts of dairy this weekend has made my belly hurt….ouch ouch ouch.

Note: Went to doctors - skin nerve issue - need nerve connection study whatever that is….

Meet Aqua-lina Jolie - Water is clean right?