Thursday 13 #7 29th March - Desperation
13 Things you do in desperation:
- Eat a pot noodle for lunch
- Tie your air back and spray it will something if it needs washing
- Use hand towels as loo roll
- Use a spoon for eat your dinner because there are no forks.
- Fill the water cooler with tap water.
- Wear your earmuffs at your desk
- Wear your gloves to type as your fingers are freezing
- Buy ‘ a pound of potatoes for a pound’ off the market and eat all of them to save money to go out and get drunk the next day
- Eat your mums Turkish delight even though you hate it
- Buy ‘Clinical Vodka’ (white label, black letters spelling ‘VODKA’) instead of the nicer stuff or another alcoholic drink
- Cut up your old tights/stockings to form hair and arm accessories (goth related)
- Use an elastic band to help secure your watch strap until you can afford to use one
- Cut open the shower gel to get the last bit.
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